Let's see, what could I write for a bio? Well to start off, I really enjoy....wait a minute, what am I even doing writing this? Are there really people out there who are such giant losers that they go around reading these things? I mean come on! Such a person would have to have no life at all! If you're reading this, then congratulations! Because you're that loser. Are you seriously still reading this? Good, that means that my ingenious plan to waste your time reading this insanely long and pointless bio is working. Still reading eh? You're dumber than I thought! Okay, you can stop reading now, I've had my fill. Seriously, stop it. Now you're just beginning to tick me off....I command you to stop reading at once! QUIT IT!!! Wait, there's no way that you would still be reading unless you were a spy. There's nobody on this earth that's THAT big of a loser. Oh man, I have to run far away now. Well, it was nice knowing you Mr. Spy. By the time you finish reading this, I'll be in the U.K. tipping back brooskies with the members of the band Dragonforce. Farewell.

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